Since it’s Christmas and bird puns are fun, here is a silly conversation I had with a non-birder friend last night when I told her I had started a bird blog:
Her: Has your sanity flown the coop? Why start a bird blog?
Me: I don’t give a hoot what you think!
Me: Stop swanning around and check out the blog!
Her: Sometimes my love of bird puns is a real bird-en.
Me: Give it a nest already!
Her: Uh, can you tone down the fowl language?
Me: Uh, can you stop winging it?
Her: Am I heron you correctly, you crazy loon? Why birding?
Me: You’ll egret saying that!
Her: Toucan play this game!
Me: I’m quacking up!
Her: You’re stork raven mad for becoming a birder!
Me: You’re making me emutional. Just give the blog a chance!
Her: No need to fly off the handle.
Me: Oh good grebe! I’ve had enough of this.
Her: I assume “grebe” is some sort of bird? Not all of us are bird nerds, but we coo!
Me: Sparrow me your criticisms of birds.
Her: You’re the bird master, you peng-win this round!
Merry Christmas everyone, I’ll be in touch next week with my best birding moments of 2016!
What are your favourite bird puns? Comment below ↓